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I'M A BAD AMERICAN
I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like
big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack
addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your
kids and giving them Prozac might.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right
not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad.
This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations. I know
what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel
like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes,
or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American
citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had
to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come
disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze'
or 'stop' in English, see the previous line. I don't use the excuse "it's
for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no
political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of
lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is" - ever.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for
any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a
hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples
can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell
dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn
Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone
else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on
the package.
Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and
defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living
document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were
light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the
document alone, or there's going to be trouble.
I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake. I've never
owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy
enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people
were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have
been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than
a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie
Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed
to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to
make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's
better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the
Internet to help you.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad.
You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another
nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more
value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd
say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we
already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks. I believe that it
doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a parent with the guts to stand
up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to
do so. I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I
didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent
because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me
that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting
somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. Yes,
I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.
But that's tough.
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